Total Medals Earned: 235 (From 68 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,130 Points
Medals Earned: 3/30 (100/445 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (20/160 points)
Kick your first Crimp
Restart a level
Check the credits
Kill someone in the credits menu
Pause the game
Clean the Newgrounds Office
Clean the Newgrounds Basement
Clean Tom Fulp's Living Room
Clean Pub Castañon
Soup
Clean Ranch Ramirez
Clean the Junkyard
Clean HELL
Clean Space
Clean the Newgrounds Portal
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 7/12 (100/350 points)
Get 10 kills in Ranked mode
Get 10 headshots in Ranked mode
Get the first kill in Ranked mode
Get 100 kills in Ranked mode
Get 50 headshots in Ranked mode
Earn a killstreak in Ranked mode
Get 100 headshots in Ranked mode
Survive wave 5 in Terrorist Survival
Survive wave 5 in Undead Survival
Survive wave 5 in Chaos Survival
Get 500 kills in Ranked mode
Prestige in Ranked mode
Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
Win the game!
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/450 points)
Customize your car's appearance in the garage
Complete a race against your ghost (enable in pause menu)
Earn a bronze medal on all A tracks
Earn a silver medal on all A tracks
Earn a gold medal on all A tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all B tracks
Earn a silver medal on all B tracks
Earn a gold medal on all B tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all C tracks
Earn a silver medal on all C tracks
Earn a gold medal on all C tracks
Earn a bronze medal on all D tracks
Earn a silver medal on all D tracks
Earn a gold medal on all D tracks
Earn all medals
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/240 points)
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/460 points)
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (80/340 points)
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.